BuzzFeed - Crossword Answers | 2016 03 23

crossword answers
Clue Answer
'American ___' (2014 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) SNIPER
Anywhere between an 8 and a 10 on the Paris Hilton Scale of Superficiality HOT
OWN (UP) FESS
Day of the wk. on which the club is going up TUE
Give someone a book that they'll 'give back to you when they're done reading,' as I did with 'The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle' over three years ago LEND
Party that might include a pig roast and kukui nut necklaces LUAU
Beloved 'Beloved' author Morrison TONI
'American ___' (2000 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) PSYCHO
Brownies ___ mode (fudgy-ass Haagen-Dazs flavor) ALA
Plant often used to represent families TREE
She played the House Bunny in 'The House Bunny' ANNAFARIS
He played the knocker-up in 'Knocked Up' SETH
Goal in some drilling OIL
Going to birth DUE
TURN ON THE WATERWORKS SOB
U.S. state where Yale and Wesleyan are CONN
Prefix with -verse or -tard UNI
ATM charges, because of course you have to pay some of your own money to access some of your own money FEES
69 Lois ___ (narrow road where it would be hilarious if Superman grew up) LANE
He 'drops the ancient manifested hip-hop, straight off the block' on 'Memory Lane (Sittin' in da Park)' NAS
Took a SoulCycle class, say SPUN
Bird that I'm just crazy for!!! LOON
Lowest score on the Hilton Scale ONE
Works with a part? ACTS
Like punched-up dialogue SNAPPY
'I hate most other races and also ___' (possible excerpt from Donald Trump's inner monologue) MYSELF
Food often used to represent percentages PIE
De-eggs SPAYS
'Yerpaderp!' UHHUH
'American ___' (2013 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) HUSTLE
Molecule with charge ION
Trains around the Loop ELS
I just found out his No. 1 album 'x' is supposed to be read as 'multiple.' Talk about thinking out loud!!!! EDSHEERAN
Conspiracy-y org. that I believe framed Roger Rabbit CIA
Hair parts that might be split ENDS
Get some gamete-on-gamete action MATE
'FML,' in older times ALAS
Used one's ass SAT
Like either option in 'Would you rather watch a video of your parents having sex or your parents watch a video of you having sex?' SCARY
'American ___' (1999 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) BEAUTY
Wrestler John who in 'Trainwreck' said 'I look like Mark Wahlberg ate Mark Wahlberg!!' CENA
EACH PER