BuzzFeed - Crossword Answers | 2016 02 17

crossword answers
Clue Answer
Reasons your company might fold? FUTONS
Rate of how rekt your opponents are getting in MMORPG video games DPS
Sir's equal in deference MAAM
Show Donald Trump - yes, presidential candidate Donald Trump - recently hosted SNL
Partner to Alex in the jewelry business ANI
'Quoth the raven,' quoth this guy POE
Ketchum who never actually caught 'em all but how realistic a goal was that anyway ASH
Goal-oriented grp NHL
Get a [100 emoji] ACE
Fuckton SCAD
Itchy-skin-causing EERIE
Italian restaursant owner Jimmy from 'Bob's Burgers' who is probably named for a basil-based sauce.. PESTO
'I ___ you...' SEE
Instead of a clue, I'll just tell you this is either AGE, EON, or ELI ELI
Intro givers, for short MCS
Him saying 'Oppan Gangnam Style' was entered into the Yale Book of Quotations PSY
LEND A HAND AID
Environmentally friendly org EPA
Got mildly annoyed by once, in modern slang HATED
Hawaiian isle that's geologically the oldest one KAUAI
Either a sushi ingredient or an ineffectual self-defense mechanism, 'Friends' left me unsure UNAGI
Michael who played Wise British Father Figure in 'Every Christopher Nolan Movie' CAINE
Pet from 'The Magic School Bus' IGUANA
Participate in a dance craze popularized by Cam Newton DAB
Ones smuggling 'influential' secrets inside them...like the answers to the starred clues? DRUGMULES
Off-rd transport whose name HAS to be an exaggeration ATV
Little ladies? GFS
Match with someone who just wants to hurt you :( BOUT
Treated like a piece of meat OGLED
Nicole who was famous for being famous long before the Kardashians RICHIE
Word with lag or pack JET
Made raucous fun of JEERED
When doubled, on the DL HUSH
Word used by a person who's confused between a channel that broadcasts the proceedings of the U.S. Federal government with the most erogenous area of the vagina CSPOT
Way more frustrating alternative to Lego KNEX
Use a deuce to stop a flush? CLOG
'Well, honesty *is* the best policy' ICANTLIE
Vote in favor of YEA
SHINDIG BASH
SEE 25-ACROSS WHALE
'Adios, caiman!' LATER
Contraction seen only during 'the season' TIS
___ LANKAN SRI
SHADE TINT
Creature involved in taking the Hobbits to Isengard ORC
Someone you might dread if you're a barber? RASTA
Teach a younger generation how to Dougie, for instance PASSON
The safe end of a sword HILT
Their music was the soundtrack to Olivia Newton-John's 'Xanadu' ELO
The ______ Legg (aptly named dance move created by the GS Boyz) STANKY
Put a quick end to NIX
Story of my life? DNA
Recipient of an awkwardly placed flower, usually PROMDATE
Really get at something ALLUDE
Put in a position of power ELECT
Sneakily and on one's own, in slang DOLO
Skype home PALOALTO
The one who ochoed nueve SIETE
* 2014 B.o.B. song and an incredibly apt theme entry for this puzzle HIGHASHELL
* 'G'day, first Irish person I've met!' TOPOTHEMORNIN
* 'Hmmmmmm...' LETMETHINK
According to Flo Rida, one who got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low SHAWTY
Young panda CUB
What might diversify a sausagefest by being wrapped around the sausages BACON
Spread dirt everywhere? GOSSIP
Pro ___: filling in TIP here will give you one letter in three other answers TIP
_____-turvy TOPSY
App where you can take a picture and it WON'T last longer :p SNAPCHAT
An accident you want people to forget about, according to you NONEVENT
A 54-Across and all his friends, collectively POD
2013 film for which Scarlett Johansson was cast during postproduction HER
2012 French Michael Haneke film which I, uh, loved AMOUR
___ tee dubs BEE
QUICK THINKING ACUITY
2014 Clean Bandit hit (and when I am listening, there's no place I'd, uh, prefer to occupy) RATHERBE
* Absolutely, no-turning-back committed BALLSDEEP