BuzzFeed 2016 02 17 - Crossword Answers

Clue	Answer
Match with someone who just wants to hurt you :(	BOUT
Little ladies?	GFS
Michael who played Wise British Father Figure in 'Every Christopher Nolan Movie'	CAINE
Off-rd transport whose name HAS to be an exaggeration	ATV
Ones smuggling 'influential' secrets inside them...like the answers to the starred clues?	DRUGMULES
Participate in a dance craze popularized by Cam Newton	DAB
Pet from 'The Magic School Bus'	IGUANA
Vote in favor of	YEA
*'Well, honesty is* the best policy'**	ICANTLIE
Way more frustrating alternative to Lego	KNEX
Word used by a person who's confused between a channel that broadcasts the proceedings of the U.S. Federal government with the most erogenous area of the vagina	CSPOT
Nicole who was famous for being famous long before the Kardashians	RICHIE
Use a deuce to stop a flush?	CLOG
Treated like a piece of meat	OGLED
When doubled, on the DL	HUSH
Made raucous fun of	JEERED
Word with lag or pack	JET
SEE 25-ACROSS	WHALE
'Adios, caiman!'	LATER
Contraction seen only during 'the season'	TIS
Creature involved in taking the Hobbits to Isengard	ORC
LEND A HAND	AID
___ LANKAN	SRI
Either a sushi ingredient or an ineffectual self-defense mechanism, 'Friends' left me unsure	UNAGI
Hawaiian isle that's geologically the oldest one	KAUAI
Environmentally friendly org	EPA
Got mildly annoyed by once, in modern slang	HATED
Reasons your company might fold?	FUTONS
Rate of how rekt your opponents are getting in MMORPG video games	DPS
Sir's equal in deference	MAAM
Show Donald Trump - yes, presidential candidate Donald Trump - recently hosted	SNL
'Quoth the raven,' quoth this guy	POE
Partner to Alex in the jewelry business	ANI
Him saying 'Oppan Gangnam Style' was entered into the Yale Book of Quotations	PSY
Get a [100 emoji]	ACE
Goal-oriented grp	NHL
SHADE	TINT
Intro givers, for short	MCS
Instead of a clue, I'll just tell you this is either AGE, EON, or ELI	ELI
'I ___ you...'	SEE
Italian restaursant owner Jimmy from 'Bob's Burgers' who is probably named for a basil-based sauce..	PESTO
Itchy-skin-causing	EERIE
Fuckton	SCAD
Ketchum who never actually caught 'em all but how realistic a goal was that anyway	ASH
App where you can take a picture and it WON'T last longer :p	SNAPCHAT
_____-turvy	TOPSY
According to Flo Rida, one who got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low	SHAWTY
* 2014 B.o.B. song and an incredibly apt theme entry for this puzzle	HIGHASHELL
* 'G'day, first Irish person I've met!'	TOPOTHEMORNIN
* 'Hmmmmmm...'	LETMETHINK
An accident you want people to forget about, according to you	NONEVENT
Spread dirt everywhere?	GOSSIP
SHINDIG	BASH
2012 French Michael Haneke film which I, uh, loved	AMOUR
2013 film for which Scarlett Johansson was cast during postproduction	HER
Young panda	CUB
* Absolutely, no-turning-back committed	BALLSDEEP
Pro ___: filling in TIP here will give you one letter in three other answers	TIP
___ tee dubs	BEE
What might diversify a sausagefest by being wrapped around the sausages	BACON
A 54-Across and all his friends, collectively	POD
QUICK THINKING	ACUITY
2014 Clean Bandit hit (and when I am listening, there's no place I'd, uh, prefer to occupy)	RATHERBE
The ______ Legg (aptly named dance move created by the GS Boyz)	STANKY
Someone you might dread if you're a barber?	RASTA
Sneakily and on one's own, in slang	DOLO
Really get at something	ALLUDE
Recipient of an awkwardly placed flower, usually	PROMDATE
Story of my life?	DNA
Put a quick end to	NIX
Teach a younger generation how to Dougie, for instance	PASSON
The safe end of a sword	HILT
Put in a position of power	ELECT
Their music was the soundtrack to Olivia Newton-John's 'Xanadu'	ELO
The one who ochoed nueve	SIETE
Skype home	PALOALTO