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crossword answers
Clue Answer
MOLE, PERHAPS AGENT
THIRD PILLAR OF ISLAM SUBJECT ALMS
Car where the 57-Down doesn't matter TESLA
Ariana ___ (Starbucks order that's not only fake, but doesn't make sense as a pun!) MOCHA
Antidepressant that had commercials featuring a bouncy blob ZOLOFT
After she opened her box, all that was left inside was an online music streaming service... or something PANDORA
___ Lovelace (early British computer scientist...fun fact: her dad was Lord Byron!) ADA
DROP IN THE OCEAN SINK
LIFELESS INERT
CAR STAT MPG
ABBA song whose title translates to 'little girl,' not 'little banana company' CHIQUITITA
Airport monitor abbr ARR
'Anti' dropper RIHANNA
Ariana ___ (fake Starbucks order) GRANDE
Tit relative WREN
starwipe.com, e.g URL
South American birds that look pretty ostrichish RHEAS
Someone who ruins the surprise party, perhaps LATECOMER
She played Poison Ivy to George's Batman UMA
FIRST CHIPS ANTES
Superhero/bug who'd shout, 'Up and at 'em!' ATOMANT
Taking an eye-juice bath INTEARS
T. Rex, Queen, et. al GLAMBANDS
DEALT WITH HANDLED
asdfghjkl;'___ ENTER
Pull a The Bear from 'The Revenant' MAUL
Place that probably has people playing pool and ping pong RECHALL
Old and you have probably never heard of it ARCHAIC
Nation whose name translates to 'warrior king' (how sick is that?) GHANA
Regimen that requires early meals? PALEODIET
CAMP ACCESSORY FEATHERBOA
Mushy masses GLOPS
'No ___!' PROB
Place where every shot is on someone else OPENBAR
Make less 9-Down MOISTEN
Maryland Stadium player, familiarly TERP
Link from Germany WURST
It's not the Pb you want in a PB&J LEAD
Italian plumber played by Oscar nominee Bob Hoskins MARIO
Indian tribe that becomes a restaurant when you move its last letter to the beginning HOPI
'I ___ even' CANT
Horrible comic strip character HAGAR
'Hey ___!' 'Don't call me that, Will! I'm the Joker, I told you.' 'OK, man.' JARED
Magic's partner, in the 'Kenan & Kel' theme song KAREEM
Sign without using your name INITIAL
Rickman who played Professor Snape, who responds to 'After all this time?' with 'Always' :'( ALAN
It's hard to deny that it's changed CLIMATE
Invitation to go for a ride CLIMBIN
Gelatinous dessert ingredient AGAR
Depressed and then some MISERABLE
Country of one of the translated languages in 'Lost in Translation' JAPAN
Comedian Daniel who attended Astronaut High School (but isn't an astronaut) TOSH
Yo La Tengo singer Ira KAPLAN
Typical court attire ANKLETS
SQUADS TEAMS
SECOND AMENDMENT SUBJECT ARMS
DRILL BIT? TENHUT
Super Bowl ___ (game that will be played in the year 3516, we assume) MDL
PLUS ASSET
Element in the penultimate column of the periodic table HALOGEN
Duran Duran album that features 'Hungry Like the Wolf' RIO
Do the opposite of 38-Down DRY
Description for many eBay auction items ASIS
Do the thing that makes the happy face on the people AMUSE
'Cop Killer' singer who's played a cop on TV since 2000 ICET
Charge (up) REV
DELIVERY WOMAN? MOM
Follower of Mardi or foie (it means 'fat') GRAS
First TV show (of three) to end its run at the top of the Nielsen ratings ILOVELUCY
Fictional dragon that's known to be the product of evolution CHARIZARD
Classic arcade game with an asterisk in its name / Character featured in the Adam Sandler bomb 'Pixels' QBERT
Company that makes both the Words With Friends board game and Scrabble... so you might say they have a Monopoly HASBRO