BuzzFeed 2016 02 08 - Crossword Answers

Clue	Answer
SMIRK	SNEER
ADDRESSES WITH FORWARD SLASHES	URLS
Fortune-teller's device	ORB
Crowdsourced reviewing website where a review of the French Laundry by Michael J. asserts that 'most of the food tasted like a sweaty dog's taint.'	YELP
TINT	HUE
MARILYN MONROE'S REAL FIRST NAME	NORMA
DETEST	LOATHE
ALL OVER AGAIN	ANEW
Def who formerly hosted Def Poetry Jam	MOS
Eye part with light-sensitive tissue	RETINA
Freaky chant in a horror movie	ONEOFUS
Really scrub using some steel wool	SCOUR
Place for a grill (or a fire pit if you fancy like that)	PATIO
Pig parlor	STY
'Antidote' hip-hop artist Scott, or Blink-182 drummer Barker	TRAVIS
Person on a plane	FLIER
Pops too many pills, say	ODS
Rapper tied with Eminem and Kanye West with five No. 1 albums on the Billboard 200	NAS
Rap group that dropped 'Don't Believe the Hype (That I Have Crabs)'?	PUBICENEMY
Ringo, to his PE teacher, perhaps	STARR
Titles for some Middle Eastern leaders	EMIRS
The maximum amount of questions you need to guess what I'm thinking right now (hint: it's an animal, and he was in 'Blue Valentine,' and it's Ryan Gosling)	TWENTY
'The ___ Locker' (lowest-grossing film to ever win a Best Picture Oscar)	HURT
Strap for a kid at an amusement park	LEASH
Sound blaster at a concert	AMP
IN ___ OF (REPLACING)	LIEU
'Tsk tsk' relative that is only different by four letters	TUTTUT
Sets in the gym	REPS
Stop a bodily flow	CLOT
'That's right!'	YEP
Rogen who played Steve Wozniak in 'Steve Jobs'	SETH
Rita with the No. 1 singles 'R.I.P.' and 'How We Do'	ORA
Old-school Obi-Wan portrayer Guinness who said 'Star Wars' was 'fairy-tale rubbish but could be interesting perhaps'	ALEC
Kama ___ (ancient text only about 20% full of sex positions, but I guess sex sells)	SUTRA
XD and TC car brand	SCION
Word at the end of a low-cal beer	LITE
Unit that starts when it breaks	DAY
HOMEWORK HELPERS	TUTORS
Understood, as the acronym for a popular HBO fantasy show	GOT
Gangsta rapper who dropped 'Get Rich or Die Tryin' (To Storm Isengard)'?	FIFTYENT
Its bottom might be your last chance to score	NINTH
Not in a civil war anymore, as the States of America	UNITED
PBJ alternative (in that it's the only other sandwich that uses an acronym)	BLT
Weirdo Atlanta rapper who dropped 'Best Friend (Who Wraps His Arms Around Me)'?	YOUNGHUG
Website with the tagline 'Rumor Has It'	SNOPES
Little insect that can form a swarm at dusk called a ghost	GNAT
Large-scale problems	ILLS
Kindly close, as your loud-ass piehole	SHUT
Herbal supplement supply chain	GNC
'I will ___ you!!!' (something you never want to hear from a wrestler)	END
Hip-hop artist who dropped 'Pursuit of Happiness (And Regurgitated Food That I Can Keep Chewing On)'?	KIDCUD
Go right past	BYPASS
Hip-hop group that dropped 'Jump Around (The Kitchen)'?	HOUSEOFPAN
It goes before to mean 'before'	PRE
It's finger-lickin' good, if you're into that sort of thing	KFC
Ivy League university that sounds like a town where preppy boys are raised	PRINCETON
Lobbying grp. that uses fear to make sure people buy guns even during peacetime	NRA
Makes the guilt go away, sin-wise	ATONESFOR
Mexican homeboy	ESE
Mad ___ (fill-in-the-blank story)	LIB
N.W.A. rapper who dropped 'It Was A Good Day (To Adopt a Baby Bear)'?	ICECUB
TAKE EFFECT	SETIN
. . . - - - . . . (<--- remember this for if you ever get shipwrecked)	SOS
'___ been working on the railroad ...'	IVE
___ Kombat (action video game franchise since 1992)	MORTAL
A little bit of this, a little bit of that	OLIO
Australian bird with a top speed of 30 miles per hour (that's faster than Usain Bolt! Also longer neck)	EMU
Canadian singer Celine you can see at Caesars Palace until June 4, 2016, or on the 'Titanic' soundtrack every day until forever	DION
Army officer like the ones in 8-Across, informally	NONCOM
'Are you freaking kidding me?!'	DAMMIT
Ban on talking about a certain subject	GAGRULE
Alex who ghostwrote 'The Autobiography of Malcolm X' (no, it's not me)	HALEY
*___ Loops (morsels that are spoiler alert* the same flavor regardless of their color)**	FROOT
'¿Cómo ___?'	ESTAS
A hardy and gregarious African or Asian perissodactyl mammal with long ears...or dat booty	ASS
THE L IN UCLA	LOS
Abbr. to begin a business letter	ATTN
Campbell's pasta sauce that means 'you're welcome' in Italian	PREGO