BuzzFeed 2015 12 18 - Crossword Answers

Clue	Answer
Noises made to pass the time?	TICKTOCK
Modern auto rental company	ZIPCAR
Porn fetish category with men strapped to tables, for short	FEMDOM
2012 best-selling album featuring 'Swimming Pools (Drank)', 'Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe', 'Money Trees', and more amazing songs (LOVE. THIS. ALBUM.)	GOODKIDMAADCITY
Prominent feature of Led Zeppelin's 'Moby Dick'	DRUMSOLO
'Peace out, Pierre!'	AUREVOIR
Quaint 'GTFO!'	SCAT
'2 kool 4 ___'	SKOOL
Pet food selection with Gravy Cravers and Chop House varieties	ALPO
Peak ejaculation?	LAVA
Org. affected by increases in U.S. oil production	OPEC
Old-timey fuckboys	CADS
Slang for masturbation that comes from the sound of masturbation	FAP
Source of an awful kennel smell	WETDOG
Speed bump, so to speak	SNAG
Program bid adieu using the hashtag '#jonvoyage', with 'The'	DAILYSHOW
Psychics may try to 'read' them...if you can spare $40, of course	AURAS
1953 John Wayne classic that's a letter off from a major auto manufacturer	HONDO
'OK, Larry, you don't want the tour? Get the fuck out of my house' speaker in 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'	SUSIE
The largest art museum in the United States	THEMET
Touch protection?	IPODCASE
Tree of the mimosa family...mmm, mimosas	ACACIA
Site of a branch meeting?	TRUNK
Vanilla Gift Card maker	VISA
Army address: Abbr	APO
Situations where shit is fucked up	HAVOCS
Skater Ohno who was once also a state swimming champion	APOLO
Handheld Nintendo console since 2006	DSLITE
Standing for something big	ICONIC
Talks complete shit about	ASPERSES
Element next to astatine on the periodic table	RADON
Doctor ___ (Fantastic Four archenemy)	DOOM
Darryl's love interest, in 'The Office'	VAL
Rapper featured on the last track of 38-Across, casually	DRE
Controversial just-add-water booze	PALCOHOL
Connection from Starbucks, often	GOOGLEWIFI
Bama cheer	ROLLTIDE
Hawaiian home of the annual Merrie Monarch Festival	HILO
Becky who became the first full-time female NBA coach in 2015	HAMMON
Girl-on-girl action?	CATFIGHT
State school attended by the Joes Flacco and Biden	DELAWARE
Teacher ___ (college application requirements that can be awkward to ask for)	RECS
QuickTime or RealPlayer files	MPEGS
Unfounded rumor, such as 'All crossword constructors are nerds'	CANARD
Brand that some college kids take with Adderall to REALLY focus on all-night studying	NODOZ
Beach body?	SAND
Makes bullets come out of one's body?	SWEATS
Barely passed, as I thought I was gonna do with my intro econ class	GOTAD
Freshen someone's glass, perhaps	POUR
Worker who occasionally gets amped up on the job?	ROADIE
Critters sometimes licked to get high (it doesn't work, trust...my friend)	TOADS
___ leg (dance move that was big like five years ago)	STANKY
LIKE DRUIDS AND WICCANS	PAGAN
GIVES OFF, AS LIGHT	EMITS
BETWEEN	AMID
___ LIST	TODO
Father figure?	GOD
DITS' COUNTERPARTS, IN MORSE CODE	DAHS
OOVOO ALTERNATIVE	SKYPE
UNSTEADY	SPORADIC
TRAMPED OR TRAMPLED	TROD
Company that makes Bagel Bites...mmm, Bagel Bites	OREIDA
Hospital drip feeds	IVS
What goes around in an amusement park?	LOOPDELOOP
When repeated, an obnoxious taunt	NYAH
Wicket, e.g., in 'Return of the Jedi'	EWOK
Kendrick who created 38-Across	LAMAR
Simple-sounding living room furniture	EASYCHAIR
Yik Yak and Fun Run, for two	APPS
Sensation felt by a meth head	ITCH