BuzzFeed - Crossword Answers | 2015 12 18

crossword answers
Clue Answer
Father figure? GOD
'OK, Larry, you don't want the tour? Get the fuck out of my house' speaker in 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' SUSIE
1953 John Wayne classic that's a letter off from a major auto manufacturer HONDO
Army address: Abbr APO
Modern auto rental company ZIPCAR
Noises made to pass the time? TICKTOCK
Old-timey fuckboys CADS
Org. affected by increases in U.S. oil production OPEC
Peak ejaculation? LAVA
Pet food selection with Gravy Cravers and Chop House varieties ALPO
Program bid adieu using the hashtag '#jonvoyage', with 'The' DAILYSHOW
Prominent feature of Led Zeppelin's 'Moby Dick' DRUMSOLO
Psychics may try to 'read' them...if you can spare $40, of course AURAS
Quaint 'GTFO!' SCAT
Site of a branch meeting? TRUNK
Situations where shit is fucked up HAVOCS
Skater Ohno who was once also a state swimming champion APOLO
Slang for masturbation that comes from the sound of masturbation FAP
Speed bump, so to speak SNAG
Standing for something big ICONIC
State school attended by the Joes Flacco and Biden DELAWARE
Teacher ___ (college application requirements that can be awkward to ask for) RECS
The largest art museum in the United States THEMET
Touch protection? IPODCASE
Tree of the mimosa family...mmm, mimosas ACACIA
Unfounded rumor, such as 'All crossword constructors are nerds' CANARD
GIVES OFF, AS LIGHT EMITS
BETWEEN AMID
OOVOO ALTERNATIVE SKYPE
DITS' COUNTERPARTS, IN MORSE CODE DAHS
UNSTEADY SPORADIC
___ LIST TODO
Vanilla Gift Card maker VISA
What goes around in an amusement park? LOOPDELOOP
When repeated, an obnoxious taunt NYAH
'2 kool 4 ___' SKOOL
Hawaiian home of the annual Merrie Monarch Festival HILO
Handheld Nintendo console since 2006 DSLITE
Girl-on-girl action? CATFIGHT
Freshen someone's glass, perhaps POUR
Element next to astatine on the periodic table RADON
Doctor ___ (Fantastic Four archenemy) DOOM
Darryl's love interest, in 'The Office' VAL
Critters sometimes licked to get high (it doesn't work, trust...my friend) TOADS
Controversial just-add-water booze PALCOHOL
Connection from Starbucks, often GOOGLEWIFI
Company that makes Bagel Bites...mmm, Bagel Bites OREIDA
Brand that some college kids take with Adderall to REALLY focus on all-night studying NODOZ
Becky who became the first full-time female NBA coach in 2015 HAMMON
Beach body? SAND
Hospital drip feeds IVS
'Peace out, Pierre!' AUREVOIR
Wicket, e.g., in 'Return of the Jedi' EWOK
Kendrick who created 38-Across LAMAR
Makes bullets come out of one's body? SWEATS
Rapper featured on the last track of 38-Across, casually DRE
Sensation felt by a meth head ITCH
Simple-sounding living room furniture EASYCHAIR
Worker who occasionally gets amped up on the job? ROADIE
LIKE DRUIDS AND WICCANS PAGAN
Yik Yak and Fun Run, for two APPS
___ leg (dance move that was big like five years ago) STANKY
Barely passed, as I thought I was gonna do with my intro econ class GOTAD
Bama cheer ROLLTIDE
Talks complete shit about ASPERSES
Source of an awful kennel smell WETDOG
QuickTime or RealPlayer files MPEGS
Porn fetish category with men strapped to tables, for short FEMDOM
2012 best-selling album featuring 'Swimming Pools (Drank)', 'Bitch, Don't Kill My Vibe', 'Money Trees', and more amazing songs (LOVE. THIS. ALBUM.) GOODKIDMAADCITY
TRAMPED OR TRAMPLED TROD