BuzzFeed - Crossword Answers | 2015 12 16

crossword answers
Clue Answer
KATE OF 'HOUSE OF CARDS' MARA
Church position that's pretty ambiguous but def has something to do with God DEACON
City on the U.S.-Mexico border ELPASO
Cookie with approximately 3,000 varieties, including Cotton Candy and Candy Corn OREOS
Daughter-in-law of 60-Down MARGE
Do a mother cat's job WEAN
Drinks a craft beer, if you're doing it right. Am I doing it right? SIPS
Eisenberg who played Zuckerberg JESSE
Family written about by a Bronte, with 'the' EYRES
Father-in-law of 31-Down ABE
FedEx alternative (and it's not UPS so don't put that in even though it's the right number of letters) DHL
Halloween mask features, hopefully EYEHOLES
It could roll one or two for you? DIE
Kunis of 'Jupiter Ascending' MILA
Like fresh ingredients LOCAL
Like most pre-digital technologies, now OBSOLETE
Like November, monthwise ELEVENTH
Numbers cruncher at a corp CFO
On dead trees INPRINT
One tossing a coin in a fountain, probably WISHER
Prince Disick of the Kardashianverse SCOTT
Pronoun for Caitlyn Jenner SHE
Refreshing coastal inhalation SEAAIR
See only the movies actor Ethan sees? WATCHLIKEAHAWKE
sent a msg telling u know who what u were going 2 do 2 them l8r omg! SEXTED
She played Pam on 'The Office' JENNA
She's a pig SOW
Snarfed down ATE
Soccer superstar Thomas with five goals in both the 2010 and 2014 World Cups MULLER
Suffix with South Sudan or just Sudan (and if there were a West Sudan it would work with that, too) ESE
Takes a couple hits TOKES
Tender ballad from The White Album IWILL
They're dropped and picked up on HINTS
Wish (something) hadn't happened RUE
Camera company founded as Japan Optical Industries Co., Ltd NIKON
Bronte sister who didn't write about the Eyres ANNE
'Disgusting!!!' EWW
'Donald Trump Stares Forlornly At Tiny, Aged Penis In Mirror Before Putting On Clothes, Beginning Day' newspaper, with 'The' ONION
Boxer Muhammad or son-in-law of the prophet Muhammad ALI
Body spray with suggestive ads AXE
Biblical figure who becomes a part of the body if you move the first letter of his name to the end ENOS
Author Tom demanding entry to your home? AWOLFEATTHEDOOR
Aunts buy them presents NIECES
AP math subject, often CALCULUS
Analyzed, as 'the numbers' RAN
Analingus site ASS
Alternativa a verduras CARNE
Airport checkers TSA
Actress Panjabi of 'The Good Wife' ARCHIE
Actor Russell's quickest route from Sydney to L.A.? ASTHECROWEFLIES
'Solve a crossword puzzle, they ___...' SAID
'Kill Bill: ___. 2' VOL
'Exciting!' OOH
With 49-Across, farm equipment company founder John blinded by your car's high beams? DEEREINTHE
POEM DIVISION CANTO
OFF ASKEW
HOMEBOY DAWG
'I doubt it' NAH
'Yee-___!' HAW
'Who am ___ judge?' ITO
MAKE HAPPY GLADDEN
BOOKSTORE SECTION HOWTO
TALK ONLINE CHAT
Manufacturer of the Soul from Seoul KIA
Woods who pioneered the 'bend and snap' technique of attracting the opposite sex ELLE
Word in many 'authentic' Twitter handles REAL
Word on either side of 'just' WOW
Words on the cake in 'Alice in Wonderland' (and 'Animal House') EATME
Wrestler Flair whose real last name is Fliehr RIC
Be a gawker STARE
Fussing ADO
GET RID OF SHED
'The Premature Burial' author POE
GAVE ENERGY TO FED
SEE 21-ACROSS HEADLIGHTS
SCHOOL OF THOUGHT ISM