BuzzFeed 2015 12 16 - Crossword Answers

Clue	Answer
'Yee-___!'	HAW
GET RID OF	SHED
'Donald Trump Stares Forlornly At Tiny, Aged Penis In Mirror Before Putting On Clothes, Beginning Day' newspaper, with 'The'	ONION
Cookie with approximately 3,000 varieties, including Cotton Candy and Candy Corn	OREOS
Daughter-in-law of 60-Down	MARGE
Do a mother cat's job	WEAN
Drinks a craft beer, if you're doing it right. Am I doing it right?	SIPS
Eisenberg who played Zuckerberg	JESSE
Father-in-law of 31-Down	ABE
Halloween mask features, hopefully	EYEHOLES
It could roll one or two for you?	DIE
Like November, monthwise	ELEVENTH
Numbers cruncher at a corp	CFO
On dead trees	INPRINT
One tossing a coin in a fountain, probably	WISHER
Prince Disick of the Kardashianverse	SCOTT
Pronoun for Caitlyn Jenner	SHE
Refreshing coastal inhalation	SEAAIR
See only the movies actor Ethan sees?	WATCHLIKEAHAWKE
sent a msg telling u know who what u were going 2 do 2 them l8r omg!	SEXTED
She played Pam on 'The Office'	JENNA
She's a pig	SOW
Snarfed down	ATE
Takes a couple hits	TOKES
Tender ballad from The White Album	IWILL
They're dropped and picked up on	HINTS
Wish (something) hadn't happened	RUE
With 49-Across, farm equipment company founder John blinded by your car's high beams?	DEEREINTHE
'I doubt it'	NAH
Fussing	ADO
POEM DIVISION	CANTO
KATE OF 'HOUSE OF CARDS'	MARA
OFF	ASKEW
Like fresh ingredients	LOCAL
'Disgusting!!!'	EWW
Boxer Muhammad or son-in-law of the prophet Muhammad	ALI
Body spray with suggestive ads	AXE
Biblical figure who becomes a part of the body if you move the first letter of his name to the end	ENOS
Author Tom demanding entry to your home?	AWOLFEATTHEDOOR
Aunts buy them presents	NIECES
AP math subject, often	CALCULUS
Analyzed, as 'the numbers'	RAN
Analingus site	ASS
Alternativa a verduras	CARNE
Airport checkers	TSA
Actress Panjabi of 'The Good Wife'	ARCHIE
Actor Russell's quickest route from Sydney to L.A.?	ASTHECROWEFLIES
'Solve a crossword puzzle, they ___...'	SAID
'Kill Bill: ___. 2'	VOL
'Exciting!'	OOH
Bronte sister who didn't write about the Eyres	ANNE
Camera company founded as Japan Optical Industries Co., Ltd	NIKON
Church position that's pretty ambiguous but def has something to do with God	DEACON
Like most pre-digital technologies, now	OBSOLETE
Manufacturer of the Soul from Seoul	KIA
Woods who pioneered the 'bend and snap' technique of attracting the opposite sex	ELLE
Word in many 'authentic' Twitter handles	REAL
Word on either side of 'just'	WOW
Words on the cake in 'Alice in Wonderland' (and 'Animal House')	EATME
Wrestler Flair whose real last name is Fliehr	RIC
GAVE ENERGY TO	FED
BOOKSTORE SECTION	HOWTO
'The Premature Burial' author	POE
Suffix with South Sudan or just Sudan (and if there were a West Sudan it would work with that, too)	ESE
Soccer superstar Thomas with five goals in both the 2010 and 2014 World Cups	MULLER
Kunis of 'Jupiter Ascending'	MILA
FedEx alternative (and it's not UPS so don't put that in even though it's the right number of letters)	DHL
Family written about by a Bronte, with 'the'	EYRES
City on the U.S.-Mexico border	ELPASO
'Who am ___ judge?'	ITO
Be a gawker	STARE
HOMEBOY	DAWG
TALK ONLINE	CHAT
SCHOOL OF THOUGHT	ISM
MAKE HAPPY	GLADDEN
SEE 21-ACROSS	HEADLIGHTS