BuzzFeed - Crossword Answers | 2015 12 07

crossword answers
Clue Answer
Super annoying PESKY
'Despite this...' YET
'Hopped off the plane at ___ / with my dream and a cardigan' (zeugma that begins Miley's 'Party in the USA') LAX
'I LITERALLY CAN'T ___' EVEN
'I'm ____ 5,000' ('Goodbye,' in car-brand-name-placement-y slang) AUDI
Structure called an aerie when built by an eagle NEST
Syndrome for Tobias Fünke, which leads him to always wear denim cutoffs, even in the shower NEVERNUDE
____ Lad ('Simpsons' doughnut shop) LARD
____ and Link (YouTube 'Internetainers') RHETT
'Therefore,' to a logical Latin lover ERGO
With 32-Across, got dat paper MADE
What some drug addicts and Tom Cruise's character in 'Top Gun' have for speed NEED
Watts electrifying in 'Mulholland Drive' NAOMI
'Jewish sushi' LOX
Act ostentatiously, slangily FLOSS
Actress Mendes who comforts Will Ferrell in 'The Other Guys' by singing 'Pimps Don't Cry' EVA
'Math puns are the first ____ of madness' (math pun) SINE
'Death Blow' rapper Kool Moe ___ DEE
Bread I like to use to make a sort of makeshift taco with chicken tikka masala, basmati rice, and saag paneer NAAN
'Community' character with the catchphrase 'Cool. Coolcoolcool.' ABED
'Nancy Drew' author Carolyn KEENE
Chop-chop (or... the last name responsible for the four one-word songs at the end of this puzzle's longest answers) SWIFT
'Which of our two residences should we bang at?' YOURPLACEORMINE
'You feel me?' SEEWHATIMEAN
2012 South Korean dance craze attempted by David Cameron, Barack Obama, and a flash mob of 20,000 in Paris GANGNAMSTYLE
BEFORE TODAY AGO
BASIC BELIEF TENET
SEE 12-DOWN MONEY
A hamburger or kidnap victim Hearst, for example PATTY
Urban legends, say LORE
Joking comment made when two people are getting along really well NOWKISS
Bandleader of the Holograms in a 2015 movie flop based on an '80s TV show/toy line JEM
Like a trashy motel room... or a well-strewn garden? SEEDY
Makes a knot not a knot UNTIES
Big name in truffles, chocolate, and all-around scrumptiousness LINDT
Cartoon friend of Ed and Eddy referred to mostly as 'Double D' EDD
Name of the giant chicken who Peter has epically long fights with in 'Family Guy' ERNIE
Caught (up) HUNG
Muscle exercised by chin-ups and rowing LAT
Poetry event for versus verses SLAM
Pretty much any 'My Little Pony' character, for example MARE
Red and white sign that's always lit EXIT
Chrysalis inhabitants during metamorphosis PUPAS
The masses, to that one guy on the street shouting about conspiracy theories SHEEPLE
The bomb dot com ACES
Creatures infesting the proverbial dancer's pants ANTS
Individual perspective abbr POV
Subway entrance turner STILE
Embarrassing swimsuit feature RIP
Like a teensy Irish puppy WEE
Etsy store owners, usually ARTISANS
Existed toward death AGED
Gathering around the Thanksgiving table, maybe KIN
Reed used to make music and crosswords OBOE
Got in the Uber, say RODE
ANNOYED MIFFED
PLAIN VANILLA FLAT
CHECKED OUT EYED
PUT DOWN A CARPET LAY
PASS, AS A LAW ENACT
EARTH SHAKE SEISM
Nos. on business cards EXTS
Guy In Your ___ (fictional Twitter account with gems like 'A Halloween story, but the only monster is mankind.') MFA
Name for some drugstore salts EPSOM
Often-torn knee part, in sports ACL
Hornet who said, 'I feel like Asians in general don't get the respect that we may deserve whether it comes to sports, basketball, or whatever it might be' JEREMYLIN
iPhone assistant who sometimes says the meaning of life is '42' SIRI
Pictures that disappear when you start drinking LATTEART
Sight on the sheets at a motel room you probably want to get a refund on STAIN
Sound from a fan that's rooting for you to stay cool! WHIR
Sources of stress for some high-schoolers (can confirm: they're like eight months away and I'm already freaking out) APTESTS
Squad trained in mouth-to-mouth: Abbr EMTS
Have a wild night out PAINTTHETOWNRED
Enter silently, as a cat burglar STEALIN
Google ___ (app that's an alternative to Waze even though they're both owned by Google) MAPS
Hearing sites EARS