BuzzFeed - Crossword Answers | 2015 11 25

crossword answers
Clue Answer
'Pfft, yeah right!' PUHLEASE
'Yo, dude, what's the answer to #7...' PSST
'The Vagina Monologues' playwright Ensler EVE
'Real ___, realize, real lies...' (Tupac lyric) EYES
Jackson 5 song that dethroned 'Let It Be' from No. 1 while also teaching America how simple the alphabet is ABC
'Unbreakable Kimmy ___' (Netflix show starring Ellie Kemper) SCHMIDT
'Ugh, don't even start!' SPAREME
Giant-ass Chevy TAHOE
How many pesos you might have after leaving un casino NADA
Schwanky rides BMWS
Scans and converts into a PDF, say DIGITIZES
Gets to unwittingly grab a Smirnoff ICES
If you're on a laptop, letters likely above your left pinkie. Go on, look! ESC
Sleep Train ___ (where the Sacramento Kings play) ARENA
Stats low for Cy Young winners ERAS
Structure that's abuzz with activity HIVE
'Well, hey there!' HIYA
Make a splash in public BESEEN
Talk like someone who's had too many appletinis SLUR
Roomy road trip vehicles RVS
Implement for a kicker or a golfer TEE
Tried way too hard OVERDID
Two teams playing the same sport in the same league in the same town, most likely RIVALS
Like many cloth-based Etsy products SEWN
Huge lighter? SUN
Amt. of sugar, often TSP
Sensitive subject of many Cosmo articles? GSPOT
Shot off an email SENT
From this point forward, in legal speak HEREON
Shred some fresh pow-pow SKI
Fellow likely to say 'crushing it' BRO
Succumbing to the inevitable march of time AGING
Takes some monster bites CHOMPS
Thought of as literally the worst thing in the world ABHORRED
Tommy Pickles, e.g RUGRAT
Copy, as a CD illegally RIP
Understand, as no one does to me GET
Forever ___ (meme for the socially awkward) ALONE
Bright red often associated with sin SCARLET
Bread product that might be literally everything BAGEL
Frequent Lil Jon shout in 'Get Low' SKEET
'Do we have an arrangement?' DEAL
First word in many fairy tales ONCE
Vine-covered structure at an outdoor bar PERGOLA
What Spotify pays up to $0.006 per stream for ROYALTIES
Baldwin whose '30 Rock' character once said, 'Never follow a hippie to a second location' ALEC
Branch with the world's largest aircraft carrier fleet USNAVY
Moves one's head to the beat, say NODS
Much-desired toy in 'A Christmas Story' that everyone warns will make Ralphie shoot his eye out BBGUN
Boutique at 90 Minute IPA's craft brewery? DOGFISHHEADSHOP
One who constantly has stains on their shirt SLOB
Federal agcy. with an Operation Fast and Furious that had nothing to do with the movies ATF
Display stand at Single Chair Ale's craft brewery? MAGICHATRACK
LEAVE SOMETHING OUT OMIT
___ BAR TEND
TOOK A LOAD OFF SAT
HIRED MUSCLE GOONS
CAME UP AROSE
TOTALLY GROSS ICKY
WORK ASSIGNMENT TASK
Relaxing vacation mindset at Honkers Ale's craft brewery? GOOSEISLANDTIME
Result of a Freddy Krueger attack GASH
Discount at Monkey Fist IPA's craft brewery? SHIPYARDSALE
When repeated, 'Oh you're a bad boy...' TSK
Dangling ID at the state fair EARTAG
Common community coll. class ESL
___ Naughton Jr. (John C. Reilly's 'Ricky Bobby' character) CAL
Coca-Cola brand that makes 'liquid water enhancers' (WTF?) NESTEA
Need-based figure for some students AID
Mike who played 'Black Doug' in 'The Hangover' EPPS
Minnelli who played Lucille Two on 'Arrested Development' LIZA
Parties where many Solo cups are filled KEGGERS
Product of digesting too much Taco Bell, maybe GAS
Run ___ (go apeshit) AMOK
Where to find 'American Dad!' since 2014 TBS
Yoko who funded Central Park's Strawberry Fields and Iceland's Imagine Peace Tower ONO