BuzzFeed 2015 10 26 - Crossword Answers

Clue	Answer
It's often worn (in both senses of the word :p)	CLOTH
Classic board game whose spaces include the starts of 16-, 23-, 38-, and 50-Across	MONOPOLY
Hemmed prom attire?	TUX
Jewel device for a Jewel album	CDCASE
Best possible present of all time in an unwrapped box	KITTEN
Chicago-based hip-hop artist who wrote 'Sunday Candy' for his grandmother	CHANCETHERAPPER
Beer or weed, take your pick	BUD
Biblical wife of Jacob	LEAH
Dinner menu selection	ENTREE
Bit of a granola bar	OAT
Creatures that can't move but have sex by constantly and simultaneously ejaculating on a full moon once a year. It's called 'broadcast spawning' and there are videos and they are glorious	CORAL
Dairy product usually sold in a red wheel of wax	EDAM
Super posh	DELUXE
Totally straight- haha, why?	LINEAR
Project ___ ('Big Brother' twist featuring half siblings who'd never met and a pair of swapping twins)	DNA
Tree trunk fluid	SAP
'Take a chill pill!'	RELAX
Soprano's setting?	MAFIA
PLACE	STEAD
SoCal baseball player or religious figure	PADRE
Quit dreaming	AWOKE
The ___ (alternative name for a food coma)	ITIS
School in Annapolis, MD	USNA
Stewart who had a hit with 'Forever Young'	ROD
Steak temperature near 'still mooing'	RARE
Ukrainian chef on '2 Broke Girls'	OLEG
POND PLANT	ALGA
CHOWDER SHELLFISH	CLAM
Source of the catchphrases 'My wife,' 'Very nice,' and 'Sexy time'	BORAT
55-down, to a soldier	ATEASE
African animal that doesn't sound old	GNU
Puffy AmiYumi's genre	JPOP
VILLAINOUS SMILE	SNEER
HAVE BECAUSE OF	OWETO
'___ got the power!' (hook from the Snap! song featured in 'Bruce Almighty')	IVE
___ Koothrappali ('The Big Bang Theory' astrophysicist)	RAJ
___: the Gathering	MAGIC
'Addams Family' cousin who's just really long hair with a bowler hat that talks in high squeaks	ITT
Really freaking get to, as an annoying ghost haunting your boarding school might	PEEVE
Early-week hashtag devoted to sharing pics of guys	MCM
Entertainment spot for some singles with some singles	STRIPCLUB
File extension for TextEdit docs	TXT
HBO show in which Stephen Graham played Al Capone	BOARDWALKEMPIRE
HAVE CONTROL OF	OWN
MACS RUN IT	OSX
'Beautiful tropical fish' Perkins on 'Parks & Rec'	ANN
'Did a ton of drugs / And did better than all my alma mater	LYRIC
PIE ___ MODE	ALA
Édith ___ (role for Marion Cotillard)(and also singer of the trigger song in 'Inception,' which Cotillard also starred in)(you just got incepted)	PIAF
Blade used in duels where both parties are totally safe	EPEE
'House' actor Epps	OMAR
Lttrs tkn frm ths cl	AEIOU
Makes a sinner thinner?	LISPS
Meat often complemented by mint	LAMB
Newt who ostensibly wrote 'Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them'	SCAMANDER
Meticulously maintained	KEMPT
Non-European parrot	MACAW
ROWER'S NEED	OAR
Reason to celebrate...until you realize that you've been giving the government an interest-free loan	INCOMETAXREFUND
School with a Washington Sq. campus	NYU
State tree of New Jersey	REDOAK
'Raiders of the Lost ___'	ARK
Purchases, as a railroad or a 'Get Out of Jail Free' card	BUYS
Promoted tweets, essentially	ADS
Slope for a Swiss skier	ALP
Yankees manager Joe	TORRE
Word used by a Southern gentleman when exiting the fair lady's company	MAAM
'You're goin' down!'	ITSWAR
'Time to die from this real-life duel!'	ILOST
Use a scope, perhaps	AIM
PUT TWO AND TWO TOGETHER	ADD
Website where you can raise money for...yourself	GOFUNDME
Word that's supposed to rhyme with 'Israel' in a Christmas carol	NOEL
Website that scores users based on their social media influence	KLOUT
Washington who plays a Pope who works in Washington	KERRY
Where the Rosetta Stone was discovered in 1799	EGYPT