BuzzFeed - Crossword Answers | 2015 10 19

crossword answers
Clue Answer
Coastal formation that's home to dolphins and, who knows, maybe merpeople COVE
Dress code for Hogwarts students ROBES
Expensive Canon SLR EOS
'Game of Thrones' character Jon, who knows nothing (or so I hear) SNOW
Fish native to artificial ponds in office lobbies KOI
Exam that Elle Woods gets a 179 (!!!) on LSAT
Fan of drugs or computers or both USER
FB profile fodder you fill in so the government knows ur a Pisces INFO
Ending to fashion or fuck ABLE
Eye surgery that would be awesome if the beams came out of your eyes instead of going into them :( LASIK
Crap tons ALOT
Cry from someone who needs more morphine, maybe NURSE
Count ___ (villain in a series by Lemony Snicket) OLAF
Cookie that I like best when it's stuft doubly and frozen and peanut butter OREO
Comcast or AOL, for example: Abbr ISP
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER CLAP
ROLL CALL RESPONSE HERE
PROGRAM PROBLEM BUG
Stealing the Declaration of Independence is an example of a terrible one IDEA
Superficially smooth GLIB
'The ___ Juror' (tongue-twister of a fake movie title on '30 Rock') RURAL
Type of liquor usually sold in 40s MALT
'The Dark Knight Rises' villain who wears a mask and talks like a vaudeville showman with a frog in his throat BANE
Thing often caught by Miley for every choice FLAK
Stand-up comedy needs? FEET
Spoooooky Great Lake (if there was an extra E ha ha) ERIE
Stop existing, as hopefully Macklemore's career CEASE
Sports org. with so many pucks, can you believe it? Probably at least over 100 NHL
BUTT INTO RAM
'That really sucks!' to a farmboy from like the '40s or '50s AWGEE
Act like a stalker or Thom Yorke of Radiohead CREEP
'In your face!' SOTHERE
Inaugurate, as with a bible SWEARIN
It's accrued a lot every year by college students across America (hint: not wisdom) DEBT
Like Cheerios, granola bars, and many other healthy things that taste to me like wood pulp OATEN
Merriment not necessarily between two dudes, but could be GAIETY
Language I 'learned' for my bar mitzvah in the same way a dog learns to high-five HEBREW
Kind of wet in the morning DEWY
Instrument often used in a flashback...back...back...back... *camera pans up everything goes blurry* HARP
Island birthplace of Bruno Mars and that funky-fly style of his OAHU
Hat for someone who is very pre-French-ious (a word I just made up) BERET
Hang out IRL MEET
MAKE A STATEMENT AVER
Lambos and the like AUTOS
Wildcat that Apple didn't name an operating system after, pretty mean, I know, but it's still cute OCELOT
'What ___ you thinking?' WERE
Send out, as an odor EMIT
Spoiler ___ (disclaimer before telling someone that Walt kills Jesse then himself in the last episode of 'Breaking Bad,' say) ALERT
Session where an idea might strike like lightning! BRAINSTORM
Disease that under ten Americans have actually gotten, but *fear* spreads faster than any virus EBOLA
Word chanted at soccer matches OLE
BUZZ SOURCE CELLPHONE
BUZZ SOURCE BUMBLEBEE
BUZZ SOURCE MORNINGCOFFEE
BUZZ SOURCE GOSSIPWEBSITE
One of the only parts of your body it's totally cool to poke a metal pin through LOBE
Overseas establishment where a stately chap might fancy a game of snooker or wish they had won the Revolutionary War PUB
Pointer at stupid on an 'I'm With Stupid' shirt...nailed 'em ARROW
'Only the ___ deal in absolutes' SITH
Not present to say 35-Down, perhaps LATE
Multinational Asian computer company named with the last four letters of a winged horse of myth ASUS
Not on the team anymore, sorry bro CUT
Medieval torture device where they slowly stretch you apart RACK
Roll a dollar bill into a nose straw and suck some of that good good into your honker SNORT
Pattern used to blend in CAMO
Zac of 'We Are Your Friends' embarrassment EFRON
'What ___ you been thinking?' HAD
Cheesy breakfast order OMELET
Broadcasts on TV at a time that doesn't matter because I probably won't watch it then AIRS
Biblical figure known for constant drama with his twin brother Jacob ESAU
Biblical setting for 10 plagues, 80 pyramids, and one angry pharaoh! EGYPT
Attend, as a party GOTO
Avenger who talks like a Shakespeare character THOR
'And while we're on the subject...' ALSO
'___ Song' (Taylor Swift jam that doesn't sample a slamming screen door, sneaking out late, tapping on your window) OUR
SCORED 100% ON ACED
Channel that runs films from the good old days when film was film and Orson Welles weighed under a metric ton TCM
'And I don't want to talk about it anymore!' ENDOFSTORY