BuzzFeed 2015 10 03 - Crossword Answers

Clue	Answer
ONE DIRECTION	EAST
Aspect of my life I claim to maintain by running like once every five weeks	HEALTH
Awards that are obviously kind of a joke since 'Modern Family' and the guy from 'The Big Bang Theory' win every goddamn year while 11-Down and 52-Across have never won once	EMMYS
Bones, as your friend's mom	DOES
Captain of American literature who inspired Captain Hook	AHAB
Cause of some cramming	TEST
Doughnut-licking America-hater Grande	ARIANA
Ed who played Santa in 'Elf'	ASNER
Every Marvel protagonist	HERO
Explanatory Latin phrase often seen in abbreviation	IDEST
Fancy-boy prep school attended by Mark Zuckerberg and U.S. President Franklin Pierce	EXETER
Flustered comment by a late arriver	IMHERE
Fly up high like the birds in the sky	SOAR
Fort filled with gold!!!!	KNOX
'Girls' girl	LENADUNHAM
'I thought you were someone ___'	ELSE
'It's a hard adjustment from college to the real world' subtext	IMSAD
'Too ___'	REAL
'Well, every person you can know / And every place that you can go' according to 'Schoolhouse Rock'	NOUN
'X-Men' character who puts her boyfriend into a coma just by kissing him :'(	ROGUE
Abbrev. after many British companies	LTD
Ancient female oracle of Greece that inspired Professor Trelawney's first name in 'Harry Potter'	SIBYL
Ancient Greek god who banged his sister Aphrodite on the regs	ARES
Frequent Snoop cohort	DRE
Go down on?	DECREASE
Got into a sorority squat, say	POSED
HARM	INJURE
STEPPED HEAVILY (ON)	TROD
ONLY	SOLE
HUBBUB	ADO
OLD ___	NAVY
Inscription on the top of cross	INRI
It may be busted in bed	NUT
Key of Mozart's 'Piano Quartet No. 1' and Rihanna's 'Love the Way You Lie'	GMINOR
Sitcom that was originally supposed to be a spin-off of 'The Office,' informally	PARKSANDREC
Site of the smallest canal I can think of	INNEREAR
Springtime flowers that yield saffron	CROCI
Swarmer around Bruce Wayne	BAT
The loser of a contest breaking the winner's trophy, say	SPITE
The magical pathway to...well...your anus	COLON
They happen before tugs in some sketchy massage parlors	RUBS
Thing I learned about in bio that I know has something to do with copying genetic things I think	RNA
Tom Cruise climbing Burj Khalifa in 'Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol,' e.g	STUNT
Tooth tissue that's the hardest substance in the human body	ENAMEL
Total man meat	STUD
Tuna, on a sushi menu	AHI
Use 'Find My iPhone,' say	LOCATE
Apparel usually worn over a button-up shirt and by Paul Rudd characters	CREWNECKSWEATER
Work two poles without getting a face full of snow	SKI
Leslie's best friend in 52-Across	ANN
Like 'Four Brothers,' which I know because I snuck into it at age 12	RATEDR
Like a selfie that strikes the perfect balance between embarrassing and still hot	INSTAWORTHY
Lil'	WEE
Football team with the mascot 'Sourdough Sam' who scares me, informally	NINERS
Baller likeness of Our Lord	JESUSPIECE
Market in the Middle East	BAZAAR
REP ON THE STREET	CRED
AT ALL	ONEBIT
Nick with a mugshot that makes him look like the Joker	NOLTE
Nickname for a young Darth Vader or Rachel McAdams' 'True Detective' character	ANI
Number you just read	ONE
Pixar movie that had me trying a Scottish accent for the next year, even at an interview :/	BRAVE
Web series picked up by HBO about a weed bike deliveryman	HIGHMAINTENANCE
Supreme Court justice who defended gay marriage by saying 'I can just assure you, if both the woman and the man are over the age of 55, there are not a lot of children coming out of that marriage.'	KAGAN
Radiohead album that made me cry when I listened to it all the first time I smoked weed	KIDA
Instrument from the 2010 World Cup and my nightmares	VUVUZELA
Four-day music festival with a name that means 'the best on the streets' in New Orleans slang	BONNAROO
'Like, duh!'	OBVI
'If You're Reading This It's Too Late' Drake track featuring Lil Wayne	USEDTO
Ltr. containers	ENVS
Makeshift telephone receiver	TINCAN
Sends an email to on the down low	BCCS