BuzzFeed 2015 10 03 - Crossword Answers

Clue	Answer
'I thought you were someone ___'	ELSE
OLD ___	NAVY
ONE DIRECTION	EAST
HARM	INJURE
'X-Men' character who puts her boyfriend into a coma just by kissing him :'(	ROGUE
Go down on?	DECREASE
'Well, every person you can know / And every place that you can go' according to 'Schoolhouse Rock'	NOUN
'Too ___'	REAL
Abbrev. after many British companies	LTD
Four-day music festival with a name that means 'the best on the streets' in New Orleans slang	BONNAROO
Ancient Greek god who banged his sister Aphrodite on the regs	ARES
Ancient female oracle of Greece that inspired Professor Trelawney's first name in 'Harry Potter'	SIBYL
Site of the smallest canal I can think of	INNEREAR
Got into a sorority squat, say	POSED
Swarmer around Bruce Wayne	BAT
The loser of a contest breaking the winner's trophy, say	SPITE
Inscription on the top of cross	INRI
They happen before tugs in some sketchy massage parlors	RUBS
Fort filled with gold!!!!	KNOX
Frequent Snoop cohort	DRE
Springtime flowers that yield saffron	CROCI
Total man meat	STUD
Tuna, on a sushi menu	AHI
Use 'Find My iPhone,' say	LOCATE
Instrument from the 2010 World Cup and my nightmares	VUVUZELA
Apparel usually worn over a button-up shirt and by Paul Rudd characters	CREWNECKSWEATER
Supreme Court justice who defended gay marriage by saying 'I can just assure you, if both the woman and the man are over the age of 55, there are not a lot of children coming out of that marriage.'	KAGAN
STEPPED HEAVILY (ON)	TROD
AT ALL	ONEBIT
REP ON THE STREET	CRED
HUBBUB	ADO
Web series picked up by HBO about a weed bike deliveryman	HIGHMAINTENANCE
Radiohead album that made me cry when I listened to it all the first time I smoked weed	KIDA
Fly up high like the birds in the sky	SOAR
Flustered comment by a late arriver	IMHERE
The magical pathway to...well...your anus	COLON
Thing I learned about in bio that I know has something to do with copying genetic things I think	RNA
Work two poles without getting a face full of snow	SKI
Tom Cruise climbing Burj Khalifa in 'Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol,' e.g	STUNT
Doughnut-licking America-hater Grande	ARIANA
Cause of some cramming	TEST
Sitcom that was originally supposed to be a spin-off of 'The Office,' informally	PARKSANDREC
Tooth tissue that's the hardest substance in the human body	ENAMEL
Baller likeness of Our Lord	JESUSPIECE
Fancy-boy prep school attended by Mark Zuckerberg and U.S. President Franklin Pierce	EXETER
'Girls' girl	LENADUNHAM
ONLY	SOLE
It may be busted in bed	NUT
'If You're Reading This It's Too Late' Drake track featuring Lil Wayne	USEDTO
Football team with the mascot 'Sourdough Sam' who scares me, informally	NINERS
Explanatory Latin phrase often seen in abbreviation	IDEST
Leslie's best friend in 52-Across	ANN
Every Marvel protagonist	HERO
Like a selfie that strikes the perfect balance between embarrassing and still hot	INSTAWORTHY
Ed who played Santa in 'Elf'	ASNER
'Like, duh!'	OBVI
Aspect of my life I claim to maintain by running like once every five weeks	HEALTH
Market in the Middle East	BAZAAR
Nick with a mugshot that makes him look like the Joker	NOLTE
Nickname for a young Darth Vader or Rachel McAdams' 'True Detective' character	ANI
Number you just read	ONE
Pixar movie that had me trying a Scottish accent for the next year, even at an interview :/	BRAVE
Lil'	WEE
'It's a hard adjustment from college to the real world' subtext	IMSAD
Captain of American literature who inspired Captain Hook	AHAB
Bones, as your friend's mom	DOES
Awards that are obviously kind of a joke since 'Modern Family' and the guy from 'The Big Bang Theory' win every goddamn year while 11-Down and 52-Across have never won once	EMMYS
Key of Mozart's 'Piano Quartet No. 1' and Rihanna's 'Love the Way You Lie'	GMINOR
Like 'Four Brothers,' which I know because I snuck into it at age 12	RATEDR
Ltr. containers	ENVS
Makeshift telephone receiver	TINCAN
Sends an email to on the down low	BCCS