BuzzFeed - Crossword Answers | 2016 04 05

crossword answers
Clue Answer
Canadian province that touches Montana in a way that makes me think they're more than just friends ALBERTA
To whom Homer Simpson says, 'I need a keg and a six-pack to hold me until I tap the keg' APU
Title for a penguin or Galactic leader Palpatine or Tomato Ketchup EMPEROR
Pro team? (Sorrryyyy this is a hard one but I couldn't resist) YESES
They break it down (in your mouth and stomach) ENZYMES
Locale for a pineapple home of cartoondom SEA
Thick dish often used as a metaphor for fog PEASOUP
Time unit shorter than a min and definitely shorter than an hou SEC
Venture often described as 'the Uber of [industry you and your college friends are trying to revolutionize]' APP
You're safe when you're touching it in tag BASE
AOL or Time Warner, e.g ISP
'Feel the ___' (tagline for a presidential candidate who's already been cremated) URN
Abbrev. on your calendar under which you should write 'Club Going Up' TUE
Speak for, as a rapper for his or her hometown REP
Prison Sirius Black escaped from as a dog AZKABAN
He finally won his first Oscar this year! Good for you, straight white hot man LEO
Friend who's all like, 'Don't worry about that paper due tomorrow, come binge-drink with me!!!' ENABLER
Dessert sold at Starbucks featuring an orb of dough on a stick CAKEPOP
PEYTON'S BRO ELI