BuzzFeed - Crossword Answers | 2016 03 23

crossword answers
Clue Answer
TURN ON THE WATERWORKS SOB
OWN (UP) FESS
I just found out his No. 1 album 'x' is supposed to be read as 'multiple.' Talk about thinking out loud!!!! EDSHEERAN
Lowest score on the Hilton Scale ONE
Like punched-up dialogue SNAPPY
Like either option in 'Would you rather watch a video of your parents having sex or your parents watch a video of you having sex?' SCARY
Prefix with -verse or -tard UNI
Molecule with charge ION
He played the knocker-up in 'Knocked Up' SETH
'I hate most other races and also ___' (possible excerpt from Donald Trump's inner monologue) MYSELF
'FML,' in older times ALAS
'American ___' (2014 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) SNIPER
'American ___' (2013 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) HUSTLE
EACH PER
'American ___' (2000 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) PSYCHO
Party that might include a pig roast and kukui nut necklaces LUAU
Plant often used to represent families TREE
69 Lois ___ (narrow road where it would be hilarious if Superman grew up) LANE
Food often used to represent percentages PIE
U.S. state where Yale and Wesleyan are CONN
Hair parts that might be split ENDS
Going to birth DUE
Used one's ass SAT
Give someone a book that they'll 'give back to you when they're done reading,' as I did with 'The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle' over three years ago LEND
'Yerpaderp!' UHHUH
He 'drops the ancient manifested hip-hop, straight off the block' on 'Memory Lane (Sittin' in da Park)' NAS
Anywhere between an 8 and a 10 on the Paris Hilton Scale of Superficiality HOT
She played the House Bunny in 'The House Bunny' ANNAFARIS
Took a SoulCycle class, say SPUN
Brownies ___ mode (fudgy-ass Haagen-Dazs flavor) ALA
Bird that I'm just crazy for!!! LOON
Trains around the Loop ELS
Goal in some drilling OIL
Get some gamete-on-gamete action MATE
Works with a part? ACTS
Wrestler John who in 'Trainwreck' said 'I look like Mark Wahlberg ate Mark Wahlberg!!' CENA
'American ___' (1999 movie about, in many ways, what it means to be an American) BEAUTY
De-eggs SPAYS
Beloved 'Beloved' author Morrison TONI
Day of the wk. on which the club is going up TUE
Conspiracy-y org. that I believe framed Roger Rabbit CIA
ATM charges, because of course you have to pay some of your own money to access some of your own money FEES