BuzzFeed 2016 03 07 - Crossword Answers

Clue	Answer
Oh man this is like the worst type of tree ever. The bark is terrible and it's too tall	ELM
People who all they care about is sports which are meaningless because our bodies are ephemeral and will abandon us too in the end	JOCKS
One stupid degree below bi-	UNI
Precursor to the NBA that ended because it was so dumb	ABA
What you do to a piece of paper to show how much you hate it	CUT
Like something no one can deny, like 5-Down, for example	UNDOUBTED
My message to everything and everyone	FUCKYOU
My message to everything and everyone	NOONECARES
My message to everything and everyone	BURNINHELL
Vessel that dildo Noah used to save all the animals and shit even though literally no one asked him to and a flood might have been good for the world	ARK
A freaking eternity, like how long it's taking you to finish this puzzle	EON
Answer for lames who are too scared to commit to yes or no	MAYBE
Block up, as one's feelings of sadness	DAM
Category, if you're fancy and think you're better than everyone	ILK
Company that does something called 'securitizing mortgages' aka ripping everyone off because that's the way the world works	FANNIEMAE
Secret agent James who has been in like 50 movies, give it a rest, Hollywood, are you that starved for originality? Here's one, it's called 'The Desk Eater' and it's about a guy who eats desks	BOND
Texas city that's about to be ruined by hipsters because nothing is safe anymore	AUSTIN
Trip you might take to 'find the truth' but that will probably just end up making you even more annoying	LSD
Sent some pointless message like 'sup' to some douche on your Buddy List	IMED
Slang for weed smoked by people who are fake and dumb or a prefix that's the opposite of ecto-	ENDO
Stupid internet misspelling of the easiest freaking word in the English language	TEH
This freaking asshole looks to the camera snarkily in every freaking 'Office' episode like 'WTF is going on?!' Just quit your dumb job dude	JIM
This freak was the lead singer of that dumb glam band T. Rex like anyone gave a shit about 'Bang a Gong (Get It On)'	BOLAN
Things like film and painting people waste their time on because no one's going to care	ARTS
Transgression against God that I'll commit if I goddamn well want to	SIN
These tiny onions are delicious I can't even hate them	LEEK
'Let's just not talk about it because you would never understand my feelings'	DONTASK
Morons named after moron Coulter	ANNS
Lioness Simba ends up with, although it doesn't matter because it's a fake animated movie. None of it happened	NALA
'Love is ___ around us' (lie)	ALL