BuzzFeed - Crossword Answers | 2016 03 04

crossword answers
Clue Answer
Text written on Apple devices IMESSAGE
Either : Or :: Neither : ___ NOR
Venomously funny ACERBIC
Huge lighthouse warning fart FOGHORN
Grass you can't pull up in clumps SOD
'So close yet so far' NICETRY
My definition is like five texts in a row NEEDY
Asian desert where some of the first dinosaur eggs were found GOBI
Talk show host who wrote the 'Marge vs. the Monorail' episode of 'The Simpsons' CONAN
HYPOTHETICALS IFS
Treatment after a burn? ZING
He cowrote 'Heroes' with Bowie ENO
Epic bro FRATSTAR
It's stuck up, but also totally goes with the flow TAMPON
Org. that got the theme song for 'Serial' stuck in your head for the rest of the day NPR
Payment for importing or exporting TARIFF
Word that means 'something' in Latin RES
Word that occurred three times in the last clue THE
Pic that clicks ICON
He played Troy Bolton three times ZACEFRON