BuzzFeed 2016 02 08 - Crossword Answers

Clue	Answer
Ringo, to his PE teacher, perhaps	STARR
'The ___ Locker' (lowest-grossing film to ever win a Best Picture Oscar)	HURT
Go right past	BYPASS
SMIRK	SNEER
Lobbying grp. that uses fear to make sure people buy guns even during peacetime	NRA
A hardy and gregarious African or Asian perissodactyl mammal with long ears...or dat booty	ASS
Website with the tagline 'Rumor Has It'	SNOPES
'¿Cómo ___?'	ESTAS
TAKE EFFECT	SETIN
The maximum amount of questions you need to guess what I'm thinking right now (hint: it's an animal, and he was in 'Blue Valentine,' and it's Ryan Gosling)	TWENTY
Australian bird with a top speed of 30 miles per hour (that's faster than Usain Bolt! Also longer neck)	EMU
Ban on talking about a certain subject	GAGRULE
It goes before to mean 'before'	PRE
Def who formerly hosted Def Poetry Jam	MOS
___ Kombat (action video game franchise since 1992)	MORTAL
Stop a bodily flow	CLOT
Pig parlor	STY
MARILYN MONROE'S REAL FIRST NAME	NORMA
Strap for a kid at an amusement park	LEASH
Titles for some Middle Eastern leaders	EMIRS
Crowdsourced reviewing website where a review of the French Laundry by Michael J. asserts that 'most of the food tasted like a sweaty dog's taint.'	YELP
Little insect that can form a swarm at dusk called a ghost	GNAT
Weirdo Atlanta rapper who dropped 'Best Friend (Who Wraps His Arms Around Me)'?	YOUNGHUG
Pops too many pills, say	ODS
N.W.A. rapper who dropped 'It Was A Good Day (To Adopt a Baby Bear)'?	ICECUB
Sound blaster at a concert	AMP
'That's right!'	YEP
It's finger-lickin' good, if you're into that sort of thing	KFC
Mexican homeboy	ESE
A little bit of this, a little bit of that	OLIO
ADDRESSES WITH FORWARD SLASHES	URLS
Abbr. to begin a business letter	ATTN
Herbal supplement supply chain	GNC
XD and TC car brand	SCION
Its bottom might be your last chance to score	NINTH
IN ___ OF (REPLACING)	LIEU
Makes the guilt go away, sin-wise	ATONESFOR
Old-school Obi-Wan portrayer Guinness who said 'Star Wars' was 'fairy-tale rubbish but could be interesting perhaps'	ALEC
'I will ___ you!!!' (something you never want to hear from a wrestler)	END
Eye part with light-sensitive tissue	RETINA
Really scrub using some steel wool	SCOUR
Unit that starts when it breaks	DAY
Rogen who played Steve Wozniak in 'Steve Jobs'	SETH
Person on a plane	FLIER
Rapper tied with Eminem and Kanye West with five No. 1 albums on the Billboard 200	NAS
Rita with the No. 1 singles 'R.I.P.' and 'How We Do'	ORA
'___ been working on the railroad ...'	IVE
HOMEWORK HELPERS	TUTORS
Kama ___ (ancient text only about 20% full of sex positions, but I guess sex sells)	SUTRA
Hip-hop group that dropped 'Jump Around (The Kitchen)'?	HOUSEOFPAN
Gangsta rapper who dropped 'Get Rich or Die Tryin' (To Storm Isengard)'?	FIFTYENT
Mad ___ (fill-in-the-blank story)	LIB
Army officer like the ones in 8-Across, informally	NONCOM
Kindly close, as your loud-ass piehole	SHUT
Large-scale problems	ILLS
'Are you freaking kidding me?!'	DAMMIT
*___ Loops (morsels that are spoiler alert* the same flavor regardless of their color)**	FROOT
Hip-hop artist who dropped 'Pursuit of Happiness (And Regurgitated Food That I Can Keep Chewing On)'?	KIDCUD
'Tsk tsk' relative that is only different by four letters	TUTTUT
ALL OVER AGAIN	ANEW
THE L IN UCLA	LOS
Ivy League university that sounds like a town where preppy boys are raised	PRINCETON
Place for a grill (or a fire pit if you fancy like that)	PATIO
Rap group that dropped 'Don't Believe the Hype (That I Have Crabs)'?	PUBICENEMY
Campbell's pasta sauce that means 'you're welcome' in Italian	PREGO
DETEST	LOATHE
PBJ alternative (in that it's the only other sandwich that uses an acronym)	BLT
Alex who ghostwrote 'The Autobiography of Malcolm X' (no, it's not me)	HALEY
'Antidote' hip-hop artist Scott, or Blink-182 drummer Barker	TRAVIS
Fortune-teller's device	ORB
Canadian singer Celine you can see at Caesars Palace until June 4, 2016, or on the 'Titanic' soundtrack every day until forever	DION
Sets in the gym	REPS
TINT	HUE
Understood, as the acronym for a popular HBO fantasy show	GOT
Word at the end of a low-cal beer	LITE
. . . - - - . . . (<--- remember this for if you ever get shipwrecked)	SOS
Freaky chant in a horror movie	ONEOFUS
Not in a civil war anymore, as the States of America	UNITED