BuzzFeed 2016 01 15 - Crossword Answers

Clue	Answer
PERSIAN, FOR ONE	CAT
Boat propeller, perhaps	OAR
Zora ___ Hurston, 'Their Eyes Were Watching God' author whose Barnard years included work with anthropologists Margaret Mead & Franz Boas	NEALE
STATUS ___	QUO
Genre for most 'SNL' sketches	PARODY
Confusing first baseman of fiction	WHO
Graders, lecturers, and/or question-answering pros	TAS
RUN OUT	ELAPSE
Bread used by a U.K. Pizza Hut during 2015's National Curry Week (alongside mini papadums, chutney, and raita)	NAAN
Goodman who serves as head judge on both 'Dancing With the Stars' and its fancy U.K. counterpart, 'Strictly Come Dancing'	LEN
Serve that isn't sent back	ACE
Short lines at the checkout counter?	UPC
Brandon Stanton's blog featuring photos and stories about the people of the Big Apple, informally	HONY
Stereotypical facial hair for devilish characters	GOATEES
Sit in the water	BATHE
World capital whose name comes from Arabic for 'the conqueror'	CAIRO
Yesterday, impossibly	ASAP
'THAT MARC MARON PODCAST IS TOTAL BS'	WTF
State with a lot of MLB spring training	ARIZ
Org. that was the 1967-76 home to the Nets, Nuggets, Pacers, and Spurs	ABA
___ Balls (coconutty snacks)	SNO
Actor whose role as First Scalped Nazi in 'Inglourious Basterds' might have had something to do with being in the director's family	QUENTINTARANTINO
'You' in Rick's reminiscence 'I remember every detail. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue.'	ILSA
Where 'Sesame Street' begins airing this year	HBO
Old-timey curse I imagine was an edit of 'Oh God!'	EGAD
Great grade for an assignment you crammed for	BPLUS
Alternative to a sequel or an adaption, in Hollywood regurgitation	REMAKE
Body of water that sounds like a bestie	BAY
Super Bowl-winning #1 overall draft pick quarterback Manning who fits in this entry	ELI
PREFIX WITH -SCOPE	PERI
Bit player whose casting as Dr. Hill in 'The Sixth Sense' was hardly a surprise twist since he was pretty much always on the set	MNIGHTSHYAMALAN
Company behind 'Asteroids,' 'Centipede,' 'Gauntlet,' 'Missile Command,' 'Pong,' and 'E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial' (they can't all be winners)	ATARI
Early union alliance headed by Samuel Gompers for most of their 70 years	AFL
Phrase yelled at Howie Mandel thousands of times from 2005 to 2010	NODEAL
Kylo of 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens', who kills [REDACTED] (who is his [REDACTED])	REN
'There was no other choice!'	IHADTO
'Master Melvin' who led the Giants in homers every year from 1928 to 1945	OTT
Stereotypical facial hair for '70s pornstars, informally	STACHE
Cranky oldsters	GEEZERS
Film speed abbr	ISO
'I Am ___' (documentary series whose 2015 premiere included a visit from Kimye)	CAIT
Pope Francis's birthplace: Abbr	ARG
'That's kinda funny'	HEH
Microsoft FPS videogame series centered on Master Chief Petty Officer of the Navy John-117	HALO
Open-ish, as a door	AJAR
Guy who probably got the part as Man With Knife in 'Chinatown' because he'd known the director since birth	ROMANPOLANSKI
Gets into, as a weird hobby, like pannapictagraphy, philately, or plangonology	TAKESUP
EARLIER IN TIME	AGO
Indian-born Music Director for Life (since 1981) of the Israel Philharmonic Orchestra	MEHTA
Group of South Pacific islands that includes Micronesia and Polynesia	OCEANIA
Bills rarely passed?	TWOS
Dir. from Intercourse, Alabama, to Climax, Georgia	ENE
Physician Haing whose performance in 'The Killing Fields' led to him becoming one of two nonprofessional actors to win an Oscar for acting	NGOR
'I'm trying to watch 'The Force Awakens' here, shut up!'	SHH
Elgort of 'The Fault In Our Stars'	ANSEL
Network that could've had 'Firefly' and 'Malcolm in the Middle' and did have 'Love Boat: The Next Wave' and 'Shasta McNasty'	UPN
Van Halen song that seems to have a lot more to do with cars than Central America	PANAMA
CORP. MONEY MANAGERS	CFOS
Any of three who prophesy Macbeth becoming king, e.g	HAG
'Him' in French or Italian or... umm...'to rent' in Esperanto	LUI
Insect that emerges for a few weeks every 13 or 17 years to mate and make obnoxious-ass noise all the damn time	CICADA
Thespian whose gig as Bennett in 'The Fog' likely came thanks to years of living at the same address as the director	JOHNCARPENTER
Portrayer of Man Outside Real Estate Office in 'Psycho' who regularly spent nights in the director's bed	ALFREDHITCHCOCK
Thrice Emmy-nominated not-exactly-normal-dad role for Bryan Cranston	HAL
Animal subject to much early American trapping	OTTER
Announcer Bob whom Johnny Carson called 'Mr. Baseball'	UECKER
Member of a short-lived and inconsequential rebellion, usually	TEEN
Canonical exclamation of dismay for Charlie Brown	AAUGH
'Glee' gym teacher Sylvester	SUE
Quantity of bricks that one may be metaphorically hit by	ATON
Sean who voiced Samwise Gamgee in 'Lego Lord of the Rings' (and some bigger releases too)	ASTIN
Global warfare buzzword	NUKE
BEFORE, BEFORE	PRE
Butterfield who took on the title role in 'Hugo' and 'Ender's Game'	ASA
Gillette ___ II (two-blade razor parodied on SNL's debut episode)	TRAC
Organized	NEAT
LARGEST MEMBER OF THE GRASS FAMILY	BAMBOO
Australian boot style purportedly responsible for an 80% jump in sheepskin's price from 2010 to 2012	UGG
See-through fossilized tree resin that like all the popular girls from the '90s were named after	AMBER
Input your username and password	LOGON
What you are if you 70-Across	WET