BuzzFeed - Crossword Answers | 2015 12 14

crossword answers
Clue Answer
BUTT HOLDER SEAT
Side of the grid this entry is on LEFT
Bacteria in bad sushi ECOLI
Stare like a creeper OGLE
Strands strewn around a shower HAIR
Stick used to play a scale of wooden bars XYLOPHONEMALLET
The last sentence of the first paragraph of a five-paragraph essay, I was taught THESIS
'That's the perfect knife to cut these designs out, bro!' EXACTO
The yoke's on them! OXEN
Tidied, as one's bed MADE
Ultra-macho dude, just like your average crossword constructor ALPHAMALE
Under the sea MARINE
Big name in online shopping or gold layers GILT
BABY-BOUNCING PLACE KNEE
Get out of town? EXILE
Go ___ (be Hard As a Muthafucka) HAM
Goes from place to place ROAMS
Granola bar morsels OATS
Huge Asian grapefruit POMELO
'I couldn't have eaten the last piece of your birthday cake, I was in...the...room...with...the...guy,' for one ALIBI
'I don't know the answer to this clue!' GOTME
Ice chunks that are probably melting as we speak FLOES
Late Beastie Boy also known as Adam Yauch MCA
Like cliffs that have seen better days ERODED
Long-ass Facebook post RANT
Like a theoretical America that doesn't make judgments or discriminate based on ethnic background POSTRACIAL
Vehicle no human has ever operated, but I swear I saw one, it wasn't just a plane UFO
What a try-hard always puts in EFFORT
What a melted marshmallow turns into GOO
What dinosaurs sadly no longer do :( EXIST
Word indicating which relative gave you that ugly sweater you're about to open FROM
You need it to spell 'spell' ESS
Brief and possibly sexy swims DIPS
'You still wake up sometimes, don't you? You wake up in the dark and hear the screaming of the lambs' speaker LECTER
Burning Man shelters TENTS
Enthusiastically approached, as a long-distance lover you're finally seeing RANTO
Gunks for punks to make spikes GELS
Having a lot of reflux ACIDY
'Karma Police' band...or a hint to the initials of 17-, 27-, and 44-Across RADIOHEAD
My little male pony? COLT
'Only time you on the net is when you Google my ___' (Nicki Minaj lyric) ASS
Shirt often overpaid for by tourists TEE
Something your parents gave to you on your birthday GENE
Pull, as heartstrings TUGAT
___ Bike (NYC inititiative to promote a healthy lifestyle and reduce carbon emissions) CITI
'___ were the days...' THOSE
Alternative to writing on someone's wall FACEBOOKMESSAGE
Bar below a Bugatti's body AXLE
Butler who said 'Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!' RHETT
Brief and unsexy kiss PECK
Beantown hoopster CELT
Bean variety associated with 21-Across FAVA
[email protected]___ EDU
On a boat, perhaps ASEA
'Orange Is the New Black' co-star and trans activist Laverne COX
Package bringers with a ding-dong FEDEX
Poems of praise I wrote a lot of in middle school ODES
Place to bake pot brownies OVEN
Possibly preggo.. LATE
Putting the last piece of cake on a mousetrap in the fridge, say TEST
Screenshots of my sexts with Donald Trump, to the rest of the Republican Party, e.g AMMO
Rock stars often have huge ones EGOS
Refuse all over Santa's suit, probably ASH
Reproductive intercourse, how fun! COPULATION
Ouija board responses to 'Does this thing actually work?' YESES
Music meas. that doesn't mean much now that records are ancient history RPM
Morsel for a fantasy sports fanatic STAT
Nickname for Nadal RAFA
MANY A DORM ROOM STY
MANY A DORM ROOM MESS
Doesn't just think ACTS
Drink I like a lot more than my dentist does SODA
2015 hip-hop movie featuring A$AP Rocky and the kid from 'The Grand Budapest Hotel' DOPE
Elena who became the fourth female Supreme Court justice in 2010 KAGAN
Egg dish filled with nasty yellow 'cheese' at some hotel breakfasts OMELET
Figure associated with pinching on March 17, for short STPAT
Gas-guzzling Chevy model TAHOE
Go in in Vegas ANTE