BuzzFeed - Crossword Answers | 2015 12 07

crossword answers
Clue Answer
SEE 12-DOWN MONEY
Name for some drugstore salts EPSOM
BASIC BELIEF TENET
PLAIN VANILLA FLAT
ANNOYED MIFFED
CHECKED OUT EYED
PUT DOWN A CARPET LAY
'Death Blow' rapper Kool Moe ___ DEE
'Hopped off the plane at ___ / with my dream and a cardigan' (zeugma that begins Miley's 'Party in the USA') LAX
'I LITERALLY CAN'T ___' EVEN
'Math puns are the first ____ of madness' (math pun) SINE
'Nancy Drew' author Carolyn KEENE
Chop-chop (or... the last name responsible for the four one-word songs at the end of this puzzle's longest answers) SWIFT
Google ___ (app that's an alternative to Waze even though they're both owned by Google) MAPS
Got in the Uber, say RODE
Hearing sites EARS
iPhone assistant who sometimes says the meaning of life is '42' SIRI
Have a wild night out PAINTTHETOWNRED
Makes a knot not a knot UNTIES
Sources of stress for some high-schoolers (can confirm: they're like eight months away and I'm already freaking out) APTESTS
Guy In Your ___ (fictional Twitter account with gems like 'A Halloween story, but the only monster is mankind.') MFA
Red and white sign that's always lit EXIT
Structure called an aerie when built by an eagle NEST
Subway entrance turner STILE
'Community' character with the catchphrase 'Cool. Coolcoolcool.' ABED
PASS, AS A LAW ENACT
BEFORE TODAY AGO
EARTH SHAKE SEISM
'Despite this...' YET
'Which of our two residences should we bang at?' YOURPLACEORMINE
'Jewish sushi' LOX
'Therefore,' to a logical Latin lover ERGO
A hamburger or kidnap victim Hearst, for example PATTY
Act ostentatiously, slangily FLOSS
Muscle exercised by chin-ups and rowing LAT
Nos. on business cards EXTS
Creatures infesting the proverbial dancer's pants ANTS
Embarrassing swimsuit feature RIP
Gathering around the Thanksgiving table, maybe KIN
Hornet who said, 'I feel like Asians in general don't get the respect that we may deserve whether it comes to sports, basketball, or whatever it might be' JEREMYLIN
With 32-Across, got dat paper MADE
Like a teensy Irish puppy WEE
Like a trashy motel room... or a well-strewn garden? SEEDY
Sound from a fan that's rooting for you to stay cool! WHIR
Poetry event for versus verses SLAM
Pretty much any 'My Little Pony' character, for example MARE
Reed used to make music and crosswords OBOE
Sight on the sheets at a motel room you probably want to get a refund on STAIN
What some drug addicts and Tom Cruise's character in 'Top Gun' have for speed NEED
Super annoying PESKY
Syndrome for Tobias Fünke, which leads him to always wear denim cutoffs, even in the shower NEVERNUDE
The bomb dot com ACES
Urban legends, say LORE
Watts electrifying in 'Mulholland Drive' NAOMI
Etsy store owners, usually ARTISANS
____ Lad ('Simpsons' doughnut shop) LARD
Enter silently, as a cat burglar STEALIN
Chrysalis inhabitants during metamorphosis PUPAS
Cartoon friend of Ed and Eddy referred to mostly as 'Double D' EDD
Bread I like to use to make a sort of makeshift taco with chicken tikka masala, basmati rice, and saag paneer NAAN
Bandleader of the Holograms in a 2015 movie flop based on an '80s TV show/toy line JEM
Actress Mendes who comforts Will Ferrell in 'The Other Guys' by singing 'Pimps Don't Cry' EVA
2012 South Korean dance craze attempted by David Cameron, Barack Obama, and a flash mob of 20,000 in Paris GANGNAMSTYLE
'You feel me?' SEEWHATIMEAN
Existed toward death AGED
Joking comment made when two people are getting along really well NOWKISS
Name of the giant chicken who Peter has epically long fights with in 'Family Guy' ERNIE
Often-torn knee part, in sports ACL
The masses, to that one guy on the street shouting about conspiracy theories SHEEPLE
Big name in truffles, chocolate, and all-around scrumptiousness LINDT
'I'm ____ 5,000' ('Goodbye,' in car-brand-name-placement-y slang) AUDI
Individual perspective abbr POV
Caught (up) HUNG
Pictures that disappear when you start drinking LATTEART
Squad trained in mouth-to-mouth: Abbr EMTS
____ and Link (YouTube 'Internetainers') RHETT