BuzzFeed - Crossword Answers | 2015 12 01

crossword answers
Clue Answer
EMPATHIZE WITH FEELFOR
Walker, on signs PED
The shortest month? MAY
Song with the line 'But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine' LOLA
Start shooting beer into people's mouths from, maybe TAP
Sword fighters who will never get stabbed FENCERS
Textile often hit into for batting practice NET
'This is sooooo frustrating...' GRR
Three-letter Internet abbr. with nine syllables WWW
Dunker Ming YAO
Floater on the open sea BOAT
'BRB BARQSROOTBEER
Doer of Santa's dirty work, I imagine ELF
Fruit in a sauce you probably are sick of after Thanksgiving CRANBERRY
GPS indications RDS
Graphic novelist Bechdel who wrote 'Fun Home' and came up with the Bechdel test and Elvis Costello wrote a song about her! ALISON
'Get outta here, you crazy lil' fly!' SHOO
Heaviest units I can think of TONS
FACET ASPECT
HARM SCATHE
FATHER, IN FRANCE PERE
MANY AN EBAY TRANSACTION RESALE
Prepare to be carried home, as groceries BAGUP
Preposition of 'Into the Wild' INTO
Ready to freak out ONEDGE
Old-school 'Listen up!' HARK
Retta's 'Parks and Rec' character DONNA
Session where audience members get to hold the mic FOR ONCE!!!! QANDA
'In your face!!!' IWON
Indigenous Americans for whom a state is named UTES
Insurance company named after a volcano, but with an extra letter added for *dramatic* effect AETNA
Kind of triangle or muscle SCALENE
Little crustacean that looks like sea lice ISOPOD
Have a season finale, say END
Highway to the heart, so to speak AORTA
SEND TO CLOUD NINE ELATE
PERIOD ERA
'INDEED!' YESIDO
___ Mohamed (the 'clock kid' who met with Obama) AHMED
Architect Saarinen whose Nordic name is extremely useful in crosswords EERO
'Weekend Update' co-anchor Michael CHE
West Coast drama with 15 Emmys about the firm of McKenzie, Brackman, Chaney and Kuzak LALAW
'WTF WANTSTOFORGET
'LOL LABOROFLOVE
Way to get your dinghy moving OAR
What the W on lightbulbs stands for WATT
Workers in a capitalist system, metaphorically COGS
It's wayyy over everyone's heads SKY
Stella ___ (a festive pilsner for you and yours) ARTOIS
'___ Violent Year' (2014 crime drama) AMOST
*I'm coughing but I don't have to cough* AHEM
CAME UP AROSE
DURAN DURAN LEAD SINGER SIMON LEBON
Capital of the first U.S. state ever DOVER
Cars singer Benjamin (also a homophone of 55-Across) ORR
Catherine of 'A Mighty Wind' and 'Best in Show' OHARA
Tiny bird that often duets <3 WREN
Tony's second in command on 'The Sopranos' SIL
'TMI THREEMILEISLAND
Berry in a ton of different costumes in 'Cloud Atlas' HALLE
PRESENT OPENER? OMNI
Hirsch of 'Into the Wild' EMILE
Man known for his pieces and cups REESE
Mythological creatures known for... well, being super horny SATYRS
Name on a glue stick ELMER
Not yet settled, for short TBD
Overact (or, fun fact, the word for narrating an action over text, like *jumps for joy*) EMOTE
Othered group THEM
Letters on some explosive Angry Birds boxes TNT
'OMG ONEMOREGAME
Fought big-time WENTTOWAR
It's flashed to bouncers and at the airport IDCARD