BuzzFeed - Crossword Answers | 2015 12 01

crossword answers
Clue Answer
PRESENT OPENER? OMNI
'This is sooooo frustrating...' GRR
Textile often hit into for batting practice NET
Sword fighters who will never get stabbed FENCERS
Song with the line 'But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine' LOLA
Start shooting beer into people's mouths from, maybe TAP
EMPATHIZE WITH FEELFOR
Three-letter Internet abbr. with nine syllables WWW
What the W on lightbulbs stands for WATT
Way to get your dinghy moving OAR
Workers in a capitalist system, metaphorically COGS
It's wayyy over everyone's heads SKY
West Coast drama with 15 Emmys about the firm of McKenzie, Brackman, Chaney and Kuzak LALAW
'Weekend Update' co-anchor Michael CHE
Stella ___ (a festive pilsner for you and yours) ARTOIS
Walker, on signs PED
MANY AN EBAY TRANSACTION RESALE
FATHER, IN FRANCE PERE
PERIOD ERA
The shortest month? MAY
'WTF WANTSTOFORGET
'LOL LABOROFLOVE
___ Mohamed (the 'clock kid' who met with Obama) AHMED
*I'm coughing but I don't have to cough* AHEM
CAME UP AROSE
SEND TO CLOUD NINE ELATE
'___ Violent Year' (2014 crime drama) AMOST
Architect Saarinen whose Nordic name is extremely useful in crosswords EERO
Tiny bird that often duets <3 WREN
Cars singer Benjamin (also a homophone of 55-Across) ORR
Capital of the first U.S. state ever DOVER
Berry in a ton of different costumes in 'Cloud Atlas' HALLE
'INDEED!' YESIDO
Catherine of 'A Mighty Wind' and 'Best in Show' OHARA
Tony's second in command on 'The Sopranos' SIL
'TMI THREEMILEISLAND
Heaviest units I can think of TONS
'Get outta here, you crazy lil' fly!' SHOO
Graphic novelist Bechdel who wrote 'Fun Home' and came up with the Bechdel test and Elvis Costello wrote a song about her! ALISON
GPS indications RDS
Fruit in a sauce you probably are sick of after Thanksgiving CRANBERRY
Doer of Santa's dirty work, I imagine ELF
'BRB BARQSROOTBEER
Floater on the open sea BOAT
Dunker Ming YAO
Session where audience members get to hold the mic FOR ONCE!!!! QANDA
Retta's 'Parks and Rec' character DONNA
Old-school 'Listen up!' HARK
Ready to freak out ONEDGE
DURAN DURAN LEAD SINGER SIMON LEBON
Preposition of 'Into the Wild' INTO
Prepare to be carried home, as groceries BAGUP
Hirsch of 'Into the Wild' EMILE
Othered group THEM
Overact (or, fun fact, the word for narrating an action over text, like *jumps for joy*) EMOTE
Letters on some explosive Angry Birds boxes TNT
'OMG ONEMOREGAME
Name on a glue stick ELMER
Mythological creatures known for... well, being super horny SATYRS
Man known for his pieces and cups REESE
Fought big-time WENTTOWAR
Not yet settled, for short TBD
It's flashed to bouncers and at the airport IDCARD
HARM SCATHE
FACET ASPECT
Have a season finale, say END
Little crustacean that looks like sea lice ISOPOD
Kind of triangle or muscle SCALENE
Insurance company named after a volcano, but with an extra letter added for *dramatic* effect AETNA
Indigenous Americans for whom a state is named UTES
Highway to the heart, so to speak AORTA
'In your face!!!' IWON